“Farmers Only” Online Dating!
Oh, Those Old-Timey Watersports Party Games…
Fallout: New Vegas – Now with Robot Sex!
Lady Clankington’s Steampunk Sex Toys!
20 Strangest Sex Laws Around the Globe
The Madonna of Orgasm Church receives a legal “blow.”
The Male Angler Fish: Hero, Martyr, Testicle.
As far as late-70s, slow-moving, poorly-dubbed sex movies go, adding a giant metallic cock and stuffing it up your period skirt certainly helps keep an audience’s attention.
Meanwhile: I have no freakin’ clue what’s going on.
Get the whole movie, Dracula Blows His Cool, at J4hi.com, and don’t forget your vampire condoms.
I love this–Love, love, love this! A place where Agricultural Singles can meet and share irrigation tricks, pumpkin bread recipes, and tips on how to properly shoe that irritable mare who keeps gnawing on the barn door. Seriously, this is a service that is totally needed–I come from a long line of farmers and they are all craaaaaaazy! Especially when you get them talking about their Farmers’ Almanac and Water-Witching. Whoo! Good times.
Oh, wait–it’s a Canteen! Not a bizarre, red-veined penis replica spurting clear fluid into that fine gentlemen’s mouth. That’s totally different. Via Bighappyfunhouse.
Fallout is the ever-popular video game based on events following a nuclear holocaust, and this isn’t the first time it has gained a little notoriety. Along with depcitions of “cracked out junkies, and degenerate, drug-addicted killers,” now there is, apparently, sex with robots. There is also an extended sequence suggesting (no depiction) sexual activity with [...]
Oh, my stars–I doubt I have ever stumbled across such a glorious and glimmering visage of the deliriously delightful dildos in the Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities of Lady Clankington. I must thank Boing Boing for directing me so prodigiously to her doorstep on this cold and blustery Victorian evening.
In the grand tradition of Crazy Sex Laws, here is a recent installment from 9gag.com, including such gems as the Nevada phallic disguise prohibition: It is illegal for any member of the Nevada legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session. What I’m wondering is, “What kind of [...]
Why, Mrs. Van Helsing, is that YOUR giant penis? http://bit.ly/drZkHJ - posted 10 hours ago
Is that a Dowsing Rod in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? http://bit.ly/bK9RJT - posted 1 day ago
Oh, Those Old-Timey Watersports Party Games… http://bit.ly/9cx7qF - posted 2 days ago
Fallout: New Vegas – Now with Robot Sex! http://bit.ly/a3Temh - posted 3 days ago
Lady Clankington’s Steampunk Sex Toys! http://bit.ly/cDHVjZ - posted 4 days ago
