What woman hasn’t been totally turned off by her husband’s flatulence in the bedroom?
I know a Dutch Oven has never made me randy.
Well, congratulations America, you’ve thought of everything. This time it’s in the form of a blanket that sucks up your farts like a Dyson meth. Now you can continue to enjoy those greasy, gas-producing foods, ruining your body and heart, and let ‘er rip in the bedroom even right before your wife climbs aboard your gravy train.
Now there’s a thought.
p.s. Are they SERIOUS with that logo? Bwahahahahaha!