Ever been cheated on and want the best revenge ever?

Well now you can buy pubic lice on the internet. And it’s perfectly legal.

Testimonials from happy customers include hilarious anecdotes:

“Thank you SO much you saved my marriage! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!”
Ryan – Hamilton

Oh ew. And you took her back, dude? *gag*

Crab Revenge is run by a couple of guys who know “a thing or two about biology and revenge.”

How awesome is that?