Oh, my stars–I doubt I have ever stumbled across such a glorious and glimmering visage of the deliriously delightful dildos in the Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities of Lady Clankington. I must thank Boing Boing for directing me so prodigiously to her doorstep on this cold and blustery Victorian evening.

I’m very much impressed. Will they be carrying her death ray guns on Eden Fantasys?
That is an excellent question! I’ll look into it.