It’s time for another round of Hilarious Sex Questions, courtesy of the geniuses over at Yahoo Answers. I promise you these are real questions posted by real people, and this week I discovered by searching, that there are A LOT of people who think the word “pregnant” is spelled “pregnate.”

Sadly, some of these poor saps are pregnate. I weep for our future generations.

Some of these scare me more because of the answers:

Fertilizer?

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Yeah.  That’s it.  Tell me again why you’d ask strangers this question?

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Well…he *did* spell penis AND vagina right.  I’ll give him that.

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Oh. Here comes Judgy McJudgerson answering questions.

For the record, when we started having kids, we only met TWO of this person’s criteria.  What a douchebag.

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ACTUAL BEST ANSWER:

That’s right.

And last but not least, this one is comedy gold.  Do your funny bone a favor and read it out loud to yourself.

DING DING DING!  We have a winner!

Now I’m going to go around saying ejacumulates and vargina, all week long.  *snort*

Now if you don’t believe these questions are real, go ahead and click any one of the images to take you to the actual Yahoo Answers page where I found them.