Ah, Japan.

Sega has just broken the seal on a new style of gaming that brings the action to the bathroom. The gaming company is planning to install above public urinals Toylets that allow restroom users to play four mini-games controlled by their own urine.

Male commuters who stop for a bathroom break at four Tokyo metro stations will be able to challenge themselves by peeing on a pressure sensor, which measures the forcefulness of their urine stream.

Apparently, on the of the games that you can play is “The North Wind and Her,” which, of course, orchestrates a highly technical challenge where players have to knock up a woman’s skirt using the force of the pee-stream. Makes you wanna say, “Ooo, baby, you peed my skirt up.” Hawt. (sigh.)