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Why, Mrs. Van Helsing, is that YOUR giant penis?

By Lorna Friday September 3, 2010

As far as late-70s, slow-moving, poorly-dubbed sex movies go, adding a giant metallic cock and stuffing it up your period skirt certainly helps keep an audience’s attention.

Meanwhile: I have no freakin’ clue what’s going on.

Get the whole movie, Dracula Blows His Cool, at J4hi.com, and don’t forget your vampire condoms.

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