This list should be renamed as the 5 Most Awesome Things you didn’t know about the vagina because, c’mon–how awesome is it that the vagina’s shark-like powers include regeneration, super strength and miraculous ejaculate-spitting abilities! It’s like every woman has a superhero between their legs.

Seriously–our twats can help carry the groceries?! That’s wicked-cool! But vaginal prolapse–not so cool. Thanks so much for bringing that one up, Andy.

Via Asylum.