You know that one whiny jerk who’s always trying to pressure people to stay in their boring relationships by using nature as a comparison? Stuff like, “Wolves mate for life,” and “The Red-Bellied Bush Finch dies of a broken heart if it’s mate flies away?”

Well, the next time someone brings up the Such-and-such-creature-mates-for-life argument, let’s all bring up crickets. Because crickets are crazy, crazy sex maniacs. And fidelity doesn’t seem to be that big of a deal to them.

Ah, the wonder and majesty of nature.