No, I’m not suggest you walk to work buzzing!  As much fun as that would be, have you ever given thought to when your kids are old enough to reach the top drawer of your dresser, or curious enough to climb to the top shelf in your closet?

Throw them off by keeping your vibe cozy and safe in a pillow like this one:

From the listing:

This pillow is a favorite because it highlights some of the vagina’s best features: soft, warm, and fuzzy.

Not only that, but it has a pocket in its lower right seam that is about 4″ inches wide and 8″ deep. Its lined with soft flannel and snaps closed with a small metal snap.

Now you dont have to worry about hiding your vibrator in your drawer, better to hide it on your bed for any emergency vibrator crisis that could arise. And where better to hide your vibrator than in a soft, puffy Vagina?

Although I’d have to still keep my stash on a high shelf, at least I know my kids wouldn’t grab a vagina pillow.  I think.

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