There’s no question that sex sells. The internet is definitely the best place to find all the ads that didn’t make it past the different bodies that govern television and magazines.

Here are a few that are funny, racy, and just too plain weird and sexually charged for mainstream media:

Yeah, uhh, sorry about that first one. It’s so wiggity whack on MANY levels, I know. Scrub your brain with this:

Personally I don’t get why this commercial was banned – it should be mandatory for teenagers to view this one!

Here’s one with an ending I sure didn’t expect:

And one that has strong language, so be sure your kids/boss aren’t around!