Soon to be the hottest up-and-coming fetish, Fortnight Lingerie presents “Super Sexy CPR.”

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Certainly, many life-saving techniques do not get the sexual attention they deserve. Think of the possibilities! Hot Heimlich, Dirty Defibrillators, Juicy Jaws of Life! I’m tellin’ you, its an untapped porn market that some savvy entrepreneur can make a killing off of–or, a resuscitation, whatever the case may be.