Sweden; land of majestic snow-capped mountains, lutfisk, and Ingrid Bergman–now home to The Madonna of Orgasm Church! Yes, it’s a church that worships orgasms.

The church’s Spanish founder and self-appointed cardinal, Carlos Bebeacua, has said that he believes that the orgasm is God and should be worshipped.
Beceacua once told tabloid Kvällsposten:
“The orgasm is the ultimate feeling of lust, it shouldn’t be limited to ejaculation. You can reach it through art or by looking at a landscape and thinking ‘Wow!’”

Sadly, they’ve recently been denied official status, but that still doesn’t keep me from fantasizing about how they conduct their services.