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Caroline Cartwright has been thrown in a bail hostel after breaching her Asbo preventing her from noisy sex session with her husband. The 49 year old has been under scrutiny from her neighbours for four years.

Cartwright spent 8 months at the bail hostel and returned home early this year when her and her husband moved their bed to the dining room in an effort to resume love-making without disturbing the neighbours. Unfortunately, that was not enough. Cartwright was arrested again after a Sunday morning snookie-fest.

“This is just ridiculous. It was just for 10 minutes at around 10.15am on a Sunday morning,” said Mrs Cartwright . “You couldn’t hear that much because the bed is downstairs in the dining room and not in the bedroom.

“The police came on Monday night to arrest me and lock me up. I spent the night in the cells and appeared at Houghton-le Spring Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday.

“They said they believed I had breached the Asbo again because two neighbours said they heard us. It was only 10 minutes, not like the two hour sessions we used to have.

“I’m now back in the hostel where I was before. I call it my holiday home. I’m not allowed back at my house until this is sorted out.”

It’s all so sad for the couple, really.

“This is causing stress on our marriage. We aren’t doing it as much as we used to because it’s not exactly relaxing knowing that everyone is listening for you to make a noise. We aren’t even sleeping together every night because I have been in a hostel for so long that I’ve got used to sleeping alone.”

My question is, how thin are the walls that the neighbours can hear everything? They claim to hear moaning, groaning and bed banging. Uh, doesn’t that mean they’re doing it right?


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