From the files of “Whatever Lady,” comes a story very difficult to fathom.

A British woman claims than a fall from her Nintendo Wii Fit board has turned her into a sex addict.

Amanda Flowers now says the slightest vibrations, even from a cell phone, turns her on, reports the British tabloid Daily Star.

The report says a doctor determined Flowers’ ongoing sexual arousal was due to a damaged nerve.

“With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply,” said Flowers.

Firstly, I do not believe in sex addiction.  I think the whole Tiger Woods thing was bogus with a capital F.  I think he got caught and his publicists had to come up with something to cover up something he just should have been accountable for.

So now that sex addiction is coming out as the new and snazzy diagnosis, people everywhere are using it to excuse away behaviour that is purposeful.  It’s disgusting.

So this lady with her Wii? If she really does have one of those nerve problems due to a fall, that fall could have happened anywhere.  Gimmie a break.