When I first saw this, I thought it was a mad amalgamation of a penis and octopus tentacles–which is freakin’ awesome, by the way–but upon examining it I realized it was meant to simply be spectacular jeweled semen springing forth from the appendage like fireworks. The conclusion I came to; still freakin’ awesome.

I wouldn’t think anyone could love cock as much as I do, but Comrade X–and his blindingly fabulous display of digital art–certainly puts my fascination to shame.