It’s To-To bad they’re not permanent, because who wouldn’t want “Guess What? I”m Pregnant” forever etched into their cleavage? (Although “Satisfaction Guaranteed” is certainly a phrase I’m considering for my next inking.)

Of course, I have to admit, if I bought one and had it shipped to my door, my first thought would be to slap that baby down across my forehead, first. So much more daring, temporary facial tattoos.