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By Lorna Friday December 10, 2010

We remember Kayne West’s stunt cock:

But there’s also Joe DiMaggio’s Marilyn-pleaser:

And Jake Gyllenhaal’s Maybe-its-a-fold-in-the-bedsheet-but-looks-real-enough-for-masturbation-purposes penis:

Can’t forget the classic Rasputin’s penis (which I suspect is actually a Geoduck);

But most startling and arousing of all is Steve McQueen’s pause to take a piss. He just looks so pleased with himself.

Ah. Penises are awesome.

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