As in “marital aids,” of course.

Now, even happily married Christian couples can enjoy a hearty sex life full of toy play. Book22 joins the ranks of those online sex stores looking to expand their market beyond the Godless jezebellian heathens and into safe, happy Christian marriage interested in “Intimacy Enhancers.” And, thank God, because we were really getting bored of our Baby Jesus butt plugs and crucifix dildos.