Enter the Communicable Disease of the Year Award, 1973, brought to you by the US Navy. Of course, a vampiric Count Syphilis wins. Also bonus points for cartoon penises! Syphilitic cartoon penises, of course. And Gonorrhea looks so snuggly and cute in Death’s arms…I can’t believe I just wrote that. Dear 70′s: You did too much LSD. Seriously.