15 to 24 year olds can now get their sexual health information in the form of a video game, online and readily available from the London-Middlesex Health Unit.

Players can be either Captain Condom, a male superhero with a condom on his head, Wonder Vag – a virgin, a boy named Willy who believes size doesn’t matter, or a sexually active girl named Power Pap.

It is exactly how it sounds.  Obviously designed by adults to talk to kids about sex.  But it’s so much more bizarre than that.

Kids will have to fight the game’s villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, by correctly answering a number of questions. If they get an answer wrong, they’ll get shot by sperm.

To which I say, if they are trying to learn to prevent STD’s, getting shot of sperm is not a good idea. Who thought of this hot mess?

Worse yet, the game is about to be launched into the local school system as a teaching aid. At the very least, the kids will get a huge laugh over the sheer ridiculousness of it’s design.

Want to get shot by sperm?  Try the game at www.getitonlondon.com

Wait.  GET IT ON LONDON DOT COM?

Seriously?  Did they really buy that url?

No wonder our kids are totally confused about their sexual health.