Megan Mariah Barnes was heading to see her boyfriend and decided her lady bits needed to be shaved WHILE ON ROUTE.  Driving 45 mph, Barnes shaved her bikini region while her ex-husband steered the vehicle.

The accident occurred when an SUV slowed in front of her Thunderbird in order to make a turn.  Barnes was too busy working on her own bird to notice.

One of the state troopers who responded to the accident was quoted as saying:

“She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit,” Trooper Gary Dunick said. “If I wasn’t there, I wouldn’t have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot… who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, ‘Nothing will ever beat this.’ Well, this takes it.”

The story doesn’t end there however.  Barnes was driving with a suspended license after being convicted the day before on a DUI.

Nothing has been said about the hair on her head.  Now there’s a crime against my eyes.  Holy roots lady!